Posts made in July, 2005

I’m an outside cat, now!

Well, I’m SORT of an outside cat. The Food Lady put this strangulation noose on me that she calls a harniss, and once I had that on and it was practically choking the last breath from my body, then she took me beyond the screen door I always look out of into the outside. Boy, the smells out there are incredible! I was kinda frozen for a while becuz the harniss thing made me afraid to move...

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Geronimoooooooooooo! splat.

What a thrilling day it was for me! I got up on the railing that overlooks the big room down below with the piano and the couches in it. I do it all the time, it’s fun to git high, even though sometimes it makes me a little dizzy. Well, this morning, I was kinda clumsy and I fell off the railing allllll the way to the floor way down below, about 14 or 15 ft. The Food Dude and the Food Lady...

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Poopy Tuesday

I’m never talking to the Food Dude again, I swear. This morning, I had another cat box disaster. You’d think the Food Dude would understand, seeing how, in the morning after he’s had his coffee, he always goes into his own litter box room with the tile floor, and after that thing with the swirling water in it makes that loud roar, the Food Dude and turns on the fan until the raw...

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Phewie it’s hot!!!!

It’s so hot that the Food Lady says she’s afraid that she’ll come home to find a little pile of ash and soot that’s all that remains after I spontaneously combust. My big bruther Mao tells me to stretch out on the floor as long as I can make myself, and that will make me cooler. But I think Mao is smoking crack, because it just gits hotter and hotter and hotter. The Food...

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I’ve been workin’ on the railroad….

I’ve been workin’ on the railroad….

Here I am in my engineer outfit. I really like the red bandana. The Food Lady had to roll up the cuffs on the overalls, since the legs were long – but she says I’ll grow into them. Choo...

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