Posts made in August, 2005

Is it wrong to kiss the Food Dude?

Is it wrong to kiss the Food Dude?

I have a pikchur of me kissing the Food Dude. It’s always best when I can put my hands around his head, and hold his face in just the right position for maximum traction. As you can see, I had to hide the Food Dude’s face, becuz he would get embarrassed if the whole world knew about our special relationship. The Food Lady tries to get me to kiss her on the face, too, but ICK!...

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My Glamour Shot

My Glamour Shot

Ready for Playgirl, dontcha think?

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Food Dude Burrito

Food Dude Burrito

Here is a pikchur of the Food Dude and me. (Well, his face is obscured here becuz he’d be embarrassed if people knew how much I kiss him.) I love the Food Dude so much! I kiss him as much as I can to let him know how much. Sometimes, he has to lock me out of the room becuz I kiss him too much — he says I’m gonna lick the face right off of him, and he always has to remind me...

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How Rocky Got His Name

I was out in the front yard with the Food Lady (of course, with the harniss on), sniffing all the good smells out there when a man came by with another creature on a harniss. Except that the creature didn’t seem like a cat. It was way taller, and he didn’t meow. The Food Lady sez it was a labrudoor. Anyway, when Rocky saw it, his tail got big and he started to growl. And then my big...

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Wake up, Food Lady!!!!

Well, I learned a new trick. In fact, my first trick. Except I don’t git treats for this, I just git yelled at. You see, most of the time, the Food Dude gets up in the morning around the time it barely starts getting lite outside again. And the first thing he does (after using his own catbox in that room with the tile floor) is feed me. And by that time, I’m reeeaaaallly starving....

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