Posts made in November, 2005

Almost Squirt-free!

Wonder of wonders, it appears that I may not spend my entire life leaking out of my behind after all. Slowly but surely, the squirts are going away. I’m not exactly laying pipe (as the Food Dood would say), but the cat box no longer looks like a pastry chef at a fancy nouvelle cuisine restaurant squirted caramel sauce all over it. And, as a bonus, the Food Lady got me another sweater....

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Happy Thanksgiving, Pilgrim

Happy Thanksgiving, Pilgrim

Well, I’m very embarrussed to be in this photo dressed like a girl. My big bruther Mao says it’s the price I have to pay for getting the really good cat fud. Did you notice that Rocky is not in the pikchur? What’s up with that? He eats the fancy cat fud, too, but he never gets his pikchur taken. The Fud Lady keeps doing her “turkey impersonation” in the house, and...

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Someone call Amnesty Intl — or PETA!

I am being tortured. I don’t know why (I’m always such a good boy!), but ever since I took the ride in the car to see the old man in the blue coat, the Food Lady and the Food Dude pin me down every single night and force this white thing down my throat. It makes me kinda heave and I try to spit it out, but they still keep doing it — every single night. It has something to do...

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The Great Outdoors

The Great Outdoors

I thot you might like to see some photos of me when I wear the harniss and get to go outside. The first one is what I love to do most: I roll in the dirt. The second is where I’m checking out that big rectangular lake they have in the backyard that I hope I will never ever have to take a bath in. Rocky drinks his water out of it, but I’m a-scared of falling...

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Weird Day!

Yesterday was a kinda weird day. The Food Dood had my big bruther Mao and me help him to make a birthday card for the Food Lady. We made the mouse thing go around (he helped me by making my paw go around the right way), and it made this card that we printed out on the printer, and then we left it for her next to her computer with a couple of crunchy treats. The poor Food Lady was saving the...

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