Posts made in January, 2006

Home Alone

It was a sad weekend. The Food Lady and the Food Dood were not home this weekend, and I was afrade that sumthing outside in the dark ate them, like maybe thoze vishus deer Rocky and Mao have told me abowt. My big bruther Mao told me not to be such a crybaby and to shut up, which wasn’t nice. I would’ve told on him, but there was no one to tell on him to… except the old lady who...

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My Flying Tongue

My Flying Tongue

Well, the Food Lady made me dress up like Cupid, which rimes with STUPID. So I screamed bloody murder, and the Food lady got a pikchur of me with my tongue flyin’ out of my...

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Look, Ma, No Eyes!

Look, Ma, No Eyes!

The Food Lady took this pikchur, and I really like it because I have my ears kinda forward, and they don’t look too big. This is how I look win I’m sitting on top of the cat heater by where the Food Lady’s computer is. I spend a lot of time there, and my big bruther Mao does, too. I had a big adventure yesterday. I got to escape and go outside without the harniss and without an...

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