Posts made in March, 2006

In the Doghouse

Boy, am I in trubble. When Mr Tasty Face got home frum werk tonight, he was talking on his pocket fone with a customer. And when he opened the door to let my big bruther Mao outside to go poop, I sneeked out too, and Mr Tasty Face had to hang up the fone on his customer and come chasing after me. And boy, did I give him a run for his muney. I ran a lap arownd the front yard, and then I ran down...

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Ralphin’ Rocky

It was a rare and wonderful thing. Someone got in trubble and it wasn’t me. My frend Rocky frum the outside slept in the house last night becuz it was blowing and raining hard. He doesn’t like to stay inside (maybe becuz I have a crush on him and try to make him my girlfrend when I see him), but the Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face force him to sleep indoors when the wether is bad. This...

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I Met a Naybur Ladey

When the Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face got home this afternoon the Food Lady took me outside on the harniss and I got to explore the outdoors while Mr Tasty Face did yard werk. A nice naybur ladey stopped and asked what kind of cat I was. She said I was “interesting looking,” and she commented on my gigantic ears and my pointy little nose. The Food Lady sez that when they say...

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I’m driving the Food Lady insane

I think I’m driving the Food Lady insane. Ever astute, I first sensed this when she yelled at me “SKEEZIX! You’re driving me insane!” and she wasn’t using her inside voice. I think the B12 shot gave me lots of extra energy because now I’m bouncing off the walls, and crawling in every single cabinet, and looking for trouble to get into every minute of the day. I...

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Back in the Prison Box

Back in the Prison Box

Well, today it was back in the blue prison box for me and I went to see the vet. I wore my pink polo shirt becuz it’s Spring, and the Food Lady sed that pink is a Spring color. I really like it, but my big bruther Mao sez I look like a sissy runt. The vet man was wearing his blue shirt, but the sleeves didn’t go all the way down to his hands. I guess he didn’t get the memo about...

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