Posts made in April, 2006

Yo quiero Fancy Feast!

Yo quiero Fancy Feast!

Well, I’ve had to pose for a lot of cards lately, and this is the one we did yesterday morning. My big bruther Mao said I looked like a chiwawa, which I don’t think is a complement becuz I think the chiwawa is a dawg-like creechur. Fortunately, I stood up nice and strate and looked strate at the Food Lady, so it didn’t take long to make the...

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A no-torture day at the vets!

Me and my big bruther Mao went to the vet again today. The funny thing is, my big bruther Mao got tortured by having a needul stuck in him and a termperachur probe stuck up his poop hole, but they didn’t prick me or poke me or torture me. Maybe it was becuz I was a really good boy. I didn’t make a peep at all the whole entire time. In fact, they didn’t even know I was there...

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Holy Cow!

Holy Cow!

I found a new creechur when I was surfing on myspace. I don’t know what it’s called, but I want one!

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My new best frend is Shon

I took my weekly trip in the car to the vet’s office today. This time, my big bruther Mao went with me. Boy, he really needs to put a sock in it! My eardrums were practically bleeding by the time we got to the vet’s office because he wouldn’t shut up. Well, he did finally shut up in the igzaminashun room when the Food Lady let me out of my prison box and let me get into the blue...

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In trubble again

This morning I got in trubble again becuz I got up on the kitchen table and started to eat the butter on the table. I licked and licked and licked (YUMMY!) and was well on my way to boring a whole right through the middle of it when the Food Lady saw me and went “OH, SKEEZIX,” and I was busted. She took it to Mr Tasty Face and showed how the rough ridges of my tung dug grooves in the...

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