Posts made in May, 2006
More Skee-Kooz(TM)!
About 20 minits after I posted my Skee-Kooz blog, I got an email frum my frends Shabby and Kailin with more Skee-Kooz! Old man in blue coatI hate cold metal tableVisits to the...
Read MoreSkee-Kooz
My new best frend Simon, who is one of my innernet frends, sent me sum poems he rote. He’s a very good riter as yoo can see for yerself: I saton Cozy Lap’s cozy lapbeing cozy.Then i licked myselfand yawned.i was very verycozy- A poem by Simon Cozy Lap So I asked Mr Tasty Face what a poem was. He sed it was a ritten thing like a blog, but usually shorter and more obtuse and sometimes...
Read MoreMy Cat Swetter
Here I am, going for a walk outside waring my harniss and my cat swetter that sez “SKEEZIX” on it. I’m very proud of this swetter and I like it a lot becuz it’s what’s called a “turtulnek” wich means it keeps yer nek as warm as a turtul’s*. Altho Mr Tasty Face sez it’s my bloo swetter, it akshually is “periwinkul,” not bloo, as...
Read MoreMy BarbeyKyoo Shirt
We had a barbey-kyoo, so the Food Lady got me a reely nice loo-ow shirt to ware. Even tho it isn’t in my faverit color, pink, I like it a lot and it matches my...
Read More…and all I got was this lousy foto
Mr Tasty Face and the Food Lady wint on a rode trip yesterday. A rode trip is win they git in the bloo machine that takes me to visit the vet man, but the ride is longer on a rode trip than a ride to the vet man, and on the rode trip they eet food in the car and play rode songs real lowd in the CD player. Mr Tasty Face took his tiny compyooter on the rode trip, so he can surf the web and chek...
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Skeezix is a cat blogging pioneer with an unerring fashion sense and mad spelling skills. He has blogged purrfessionally for Catster.com, and currently is a feature writer at Mousebreath.com. His speshul frend is Daisy the Curly Cat, and his Life Coach is Jeter Harris.