Posts made in August, 2006
Anuther Vishus Deer Moovey
Heer is anuther terrifying vishus deer moovey. In this one, the brave cat making the moovey is so terrifide, he’s shaking like a leef. Can yoo blame him? He’s reely up thare on the frunt lines! Look at how slowly and methodikly the vishus deer is sniffing for cats, trying to pik up thare sent. His powerful jaws are instinktivly chewing at the thot of eeting yet anuther tender yung...
Read MoreDo whut the Deer Tells Yoo
Do what the Deer Tells YouThis moovey is called, “Do whut the deer tells yoo.” See, the deer don’t only go after cats, they go after peeple, too!! Need I say more??? WARNING: Yoo maybe shoodn’t watch this terrifying moovey...
Read MorePole Rezults: Why do yoo blog?
Heer are the rezults frum last week’s pole asking the qweschun: Why do yoo blog? THE WINNER: To ixpress myself kreativly (25.7%).To meet new frends: 17.1%Becuz evryone whoze anyone is doing it: 14.3%To distribyoot importunt informayshun like abowt the vishus deer: 11.4%For sumthing to do between naps and dinner: 11.4%Becuz chicks dig it: 11.4%Other: 8.6% New pole on...
Read MorePing Pong
Do any of yoo play ping pong? This looks like an exsellint way to spend time between naps and blogging!
Read MoreGit Well, Rosie & Cheeto’s Ladey!
Heer is my Git Well card for Rosie and Cheeto’s Lady. I was very sad to heer that Rosie and Cheeto’s lady ate stones this week and got very sik. I herd frum Mao and Rocky that many yeers ago, The Food Lady had a illness cauzed frum stones, but she was lukky and got operated on by the fameus dokter and surjin Leonard Shlain, hoo got the stones out and she was better in less than one...
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Skeezix is a cat blogging pioneer with an unerring fashion sense and mad spelling skills. He has blogged purrfessionally for Catster.com, and currently is a feature writer at Mousebreath.com. His speshul frend is Daisy the Curly Cat, and his Life Coach is Jeter Harris.