Posts made in January, 2007
VD Kontest!!!
If any of yoo are looking forwerd to VD as much as I am, yoo’ll be thrilld to heer abowt my VD Contest! Send a Valentine to yer gerlfrend or boyfrend, and both of yoo cood win grate prizes! GO TO vdcontest.blogspot.com for all the deetales on how to enter. Sine in with: username: skeezix2007@gmail.compw: skeezix PRIZES:The winning cuppul will win: His-and-hers bathrobes (or his-and-his,...
Read MoreWacky Wenzday: The Eegul and the Vishus Deer
WARNING: My Food Lady hated this storey.This was vary wacky. In the Vishus Deer Nayberhood Watch Groop on FOS, my best frend Pixel May reeported the storey of a Bald Eegul carrying a vishus deer’s hed. Sumhow, even tho only the hed of the deer was left, it sukseeded in killing the eegul (probably by using its lazer beem eyes). I tell yoo, they have...
Read MoreStep 1 to BigManCathood: Git Scars
Rocky told me that a good way to become a Big Man Cat is to git scars. So he gave me one. He’s a good frend that way. He also sed it’s good for gitting chiks becuz it brings owt thare maternul instinks. Heer is a pikchur of my new scar. I pointid to it with the arrow. It will probably be thare for the rest of my life. It duzn’t hert…....
Read MoreI can’t beeleeve I mist this!!!!!
I am so imberrust and upset. Maybe sum of yoo big man cats with harems can give me sum advice. I go to Daisy the Kerly Cat’s Catster page and her blog evry day, and look at all her byootiful pikchurs and her byootiful owtfits, and sumhow — I don’t know how this happend — I MIST SEEING HER MYOOSIK VIDEEYO!!!!!!!!!!!! And it was the gratest myoosik videeyo EVER. AND she was...
Read MoreMan Cat Munday
Mr Tasty Face sez Tripper can’t have his own blog. But Trip reeeeeely wunts to partisipate in Man Cat Munday (wich my best frend Kismet invented), so Mao and Rocky and Me will take terns hosting a Trip foto evry Munday. This is Trip with Tiger, his gerfrend. Tiger is the wun hooze more orange. He rabit kiks her and sumtimes duz nasty things to her that I can’t talk abowt. I think...
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Skeezix is a cat blogging pioneer with an unerring fashion sense and mad spelling skills. He has blogged purrfessionally for Catster.com, and currently is a feature writer at Mousebreath.com. His speshul frend is Daisy the Curly Cat, and his Life Coach is Jeter Harris.