Posts made in May, 2008
Thare’s always next yeer……
One more dreem of mine, dashed to S-M-I-T-H-E-R-E-E-N-S. I have vary sad and imberrissing news to reeport. I did not make it to the finuls of the Nashunul Spelling Bee. I apolujize to evrybuddy hoo tooned in to watch it on teevee and didn’t see me. As diffukult as it is to reelive thoze terribul moments, I think I owe it to yoo to tell yoo whut happend in rownd 4: I got a werd I never herd...
Read MoreRound 3
I got a werd in Rownd 3 that I never herd beefore. It was also a vary long werd. I sownded it owt. I almost ran owt of time. I had to ask Jacques Bailey to purrnownse it a bunch of times until he got a littul testy with me. I looked for my grate spellin coach Jeter Harris in the krowd, but he’d taken a brake to chek on the Yankees’ box skore to see how they were doin’ aginst...
Read MoreRound 2
As yoo mite ixpekt, Rownd 2 was harder then rownd one. But I wuz lukkey cuz I got a werd that was almost like one that I had studied. I had to ask da grate Jacques Bailey to purrnownse it FIVE times. And he’s a good purrnownser. It sownded like “fetid”. And I asked for an alternut purrnunsiation, wich sownded like “feeted”. Win I ferst herd it, I thot the werd was...
Read MoreTHE BIG DAY!
It’s both a big day for me, and a big day for my best frends, Karl and Ruis. I’m kompeeting in the Nashunul Spellin Bee, and Karl and Ruis tide the not!!!! Don’t furgit to beem up to Voyager and wish them the best — and Neelix has put on qwite a spred, so yoo won’t go away hungrey! I can’t wate to beem back up…. but ferst, I have a date with the Nashunul...
Read MoreLast minit kramming. . .
My spellin coach Jeter Harris sed that I need to study my spellin until I can’t keep my eyes open anymore. So I’ll be up late tonite memerizing the last spellin list he gave me. I printed the list beelow so yoo can see whut I’m werkin on. As yoo can planely see, all uv da werds are vary diffykult. But that’s whut it’s like win yoo git into the upper eshelawns in a...
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Skeezix is a cat blogging pioneer with an unerring fashion sense and mad spelling skills. He has blogged purrfessionally for Catster.com, and currently is a feature writer at Mousebreath.com. His speshul frend is Daisy the Curly Cat, and his Life Coach is Jeter Harris.