Posts made in May, 2011

I’ve got mousebreath

Posted on May 19, 2011 | Comments Off

I’ve got mousebreath

If yer wundering whut I’ve been up to and yer wundering why I’m not posting heer, it’s becuz after Catster dumped me and unceremoniussly kikt me to the kerb, I wint to werk for mousebreath! Mousebreath! is the ferst online lifestyle magazine by cats for cats and kittens and cat lovers. Becuz of the long hours werking at mousebreath, I won’t be able to rite on my own blog...

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Me an da Qween

Posted on May 19, 2011 | Comments Off

Me an da Qween

Today, Qween Elizubeth went to the place ware they make Mother’s Milk, and stood in the EXACT SAME PLACE as me win I was thare! Ixsept she made the foe paw of not drinking the Mother’s Milk. That part has me confyoozed. Why wood she tern down the NEKTER OF THE HEVENS????? Heer is da qween: And here I am at the spot on the bar that she wuz facing: I gess I’m just a magnet for...

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Da Wedding!

Posted on May 3, 2011 | Comments Off

Da Wedding!

Well, frends, it’s been qwite a week! I’m still processing all the fotos frum the wedding pawties that I got to attend, and me and my pal Flat Tyler still have to sqweeze in sum siteseeing and shopping. I wunt to be a Sloane Ranger just like my idol da byootiful Princess Diana. Heer is me and my flat buddy Tyler, and our other frends Maxwell and Eli. We did a pajama pawty before the...

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