Posts made in April, 2012

My Hello Kitty Panties!!!

My Hello Kitty Panties!!!

Well, with summer just around the korner, I wuz thinking it was time to git me some new summer panties. And no sooner had I thot it than the man in the brown shorts brot them to me frum a seekrit admirer. Arn’t they just FABuluss? Theeze ride a little low so you have to have a good body like me to ware them. You just can’t have a big furchin if you wunt to fit into them. They have...

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Cat Hair Skeezix

Cat Hair Skeezix

This week the FL made a sculpture of me out of cat hares. MY cat hares. She could only do the head becuz win she FURminates me she only gits about 12 hares. I save up my hares for win sumbuddy wares black clothes. Then I let the hares fly. If you wunt to lern how to make a cat hare sculpture, you can go to Mousebreath ware the FL has a tootorial. Also, I could shur use yer help. I wood like to...

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Is Mr TF Still Tasty?

Is Mr TF Still Tasty?

A lot of cats ask me, “Is Mr Tasty Face’s face still tasty?” Well, my frends, I can ashure you it is, as evidensed by the foto above. In fakt, I reesintly made a moovey of how tasty his face still is. You can heer the snorgley sownds I make win I groom him. Mmmmmm… tasty! Here is the moovey. I hope you like...

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Puppy’s 2nd Victim

Puppy’s 2nd Victim

As you know, a stoopid puppy tride to eat me this week. And not before she tride to steel my fether boa. Imagine my horror as I watched her try to eat a widdle baby kitteh as Amy Smart helped git her closer to the kitteh for bigger bites. You can see the carnidge in the video above. WARNING: Not sootable for viewing by kittens.   WIN 3 MONTHS of Pet Armor Flea and Tick treatment. Click...

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… It’s Skeezix the Cat!

… It’s Skeezix the Cat!

We had a bizzy day today. I got to go to a press konfrinse at the ASPCA hedqwarters in New York. I wuz considerd a member of da press: Heer is whut I looked like on the press confrinse stage. I wuz praktissing for my own press confrinse win I git faymuss: A puppy named Maggie tride to eat me. Twice. It was reel imberrissing win he did it in frunt of da byootiful Amy Smart. And da byootiful Amy...

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