OK. I have a cunfesshun to make.
Win I wuz at BlogPaws in Salt Lake Sitty, I wuz so cawt up in the ixsitement that I got a crush on da lovely Miss Coco of Curlz and Swirlz. Beefore I left to go thare, Tripper told me, “WHAT GOZE IN SALT LAKE SITTY STAYZ IN SALT LAKE SITTY.” Win I got my crush on da lovely Miss Coco, I thot, “Hoo’ll know?” *
Well, I made the mistake of blabbing about my crush on the innernets and my speshul frend Daisy found out. She was vary polite about it, but I could tell she was hert. Cuz klasssy mancats shood not git crushes on other gerlcats win they go out of town on bidness trips. And my best frend Jeter Harris wuz reddy to moove in and skore with Daisy becuz I wuz a kad.
The truth is, da lovely Miss Coco reeminded me of my speshul frend Daisy. She has reeely reeely soft kerly furs and OMC, that TUMMY! Just like my speshul frend Daisy’s. So I thinkyoo can understand why da lovely Miss Coco made me have da urjes* that I only shood have for my speshul frend Daisy.
So, I’m making a publik innernets apolojey to my speshul frend Daisy hoo will alwayz be a goddess to me. And maybe she’ll be at da next BlogPaws in Furjinya and keep me in line. Cuz whut goze in Tyson’z Korner stayz in Tyson’s Korner.
* And sinse I wuz away frum my boner blankie for so long, sum of the dawgs were lookin’ pritty good, too.