BlogPaws Remorse
OK. I have a cunfesshun to make.
Win I wuz at BlogPaws in Salt Lake Sitty, I wuz so cawt up in the ixsitement that I got a crush on da lovely Miss Coco of Curlz and Swirlz. Beefore I left to go thare, Tripper told me, “WHAT GOZE IN SALT LAKE SITTY STAYZ IN SALT LAKE SITTY.” Win I got my crush on da lovely Miss Coco, I thot, “Hoo’ll know?” *
Well, I made the mistake of blabbing about my crush on the innernets and my speshul frend Daisy found out. She was vary polite about it, but I could tell she was hert. Cuz klasssy mancats shood not git crushes on other gerlcats win they go out of town on bidness trips. And my best frend Jeter Harris wuz reddy to moove in and skore with Daisy becuz I wuz a kad.
The truth is, da lovely Miss Coco reeminded me of my speshul frend Daisy. She has reeely reeely soft kerly furs and OMC, that TUMMY! Just like my speshul frend Daisy’s. So I thinkyoo can understand why da lovely Miss Coco made me have da urjes* that I only shood have for my speshul frend Daisy.
So, I’m making a publik innernets apolojey to my speshul frend Daisy hoo will alwayz be a goddess to me. And maybe she’ll be at da next BlogPaws in Furjinya and keep me in line. Cuz whut goze in Tyson’z Korner stayz in Tyson’s Korner.
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* And sinse I wuz away frum my boner blankie for so long, sum of the dawgs were lookin’ pritty good, too.
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Skeezix is a cat blogging pioneer with an unerring fashion sense and mad spelling skills. He has blogged purrfessionally for Catster.com, and currently is a feature writer at Mousebreath.com. His speshul frend is Daisy the Curly Cat, and his Life Coach is Jeter Harris.
We hope Daisy forgives you Skeezy. You will have to be extra nice to her.
Even the dogs were giving you urjes???????
Sheesh!!!
We bet she will forgive you Skeezix. Maybe if you share some of your swag with her it will help.
Oh, Skeezix, I forgive you! Even though I did cry, just a little bit. I think maybe you must have gotten into the Mother’s Milk while you were at BlogPaws. Besides, Coco is a very nice girlcat.
Yay! Daisy forgave you! Yep…it was the Mother’s Milk that got you!
Skeezix…Coco says you ought to travel with your boner blankie and maybe you can keep those urjes private…but we gerlcats know that all boys like to talk about such things…even if nothing happened…and Daisy, you can rest assured that nothing did! The closest Skeezix got to Coco was posing on top of her Pink Catillac and that was only cuz he saw the werds Fabulous…what a kad!
Dood! Mao is gonna tease you mercilessly!
DMM
Skeezix, I want to know what these “urjes” are! My mom tells me I’m a “eunuch” whatever that is, but I get funny feelings when I look at Mlle. Daisy’s pictures, or when I think about her for a long time.
Dear Skeezix
Me thinks daisy is such a wonderous cat! Me would have forgived yous too, but yous is so sweet to apologize online!
kisses
Nellie
You are so fortunate Daisy forgave you after you hurt her publicly. We hope you learned a lesson.
i must admitt i am a bit said that JH would want to move in on JH i men after all wow going to root for the red sox even if they suck this year
Dood. DOOOOOD. Flirting is FINE and crushes are NORMAL. Ya just gotta be prepared for the fallout and the girlfriend kicking your asterisk… Buy her some crunchy treats and a flower. Girls love that
crapstuff…Daisy, don’t worry…Skeezix really only has eyes for you. He didn’t even play with my stick.
xo, Flat Katie-On-A-Stick
I had to look up the wurd kad in the dickshunairy and I wuz kwite shocked to see John Edwerds pitchur! So I thinks yoo is safe.
We think you’re lucky that Daisy forgave you and you will learn your lesson and not go lookin’ at other lovely girlcats, no matter how lovely they are.