Bonnie’s Meme

Bonnie’s Meme
This is a meme frum my best frend, Bonnie Underfoot. (If yoo’ve bin tagged, copy the qweschuns/ansers beelow and put in yer own ansers.)

A) Four places I have lived:
Only 2:

  • Berkeley (they also sed I lived in Bezerkly, but I think it’s the same place). It’s ware I was born, and I don’t remember much abowt it, ixsept that I had 2 byootiful sisters.
  • Castro Valley by the big forest

B) Four things I love to watch:

  • The coons on the bak dek at nite
  • The skunks on the bak dek at nite
  • Daisy’s Videos
  • Berdies and sqwerls

C) Four places I have been outside my home:

D) Four websites I visit daily:

E) Four of my favorite foods:

  • Fansy Feest Sliced Turkey in Gravy
  • Sumtimes, Fansy Feest Grilled Beef in Gravy
  • Toona
  • Ixpensive Cheeze (not like, Kraft singuls or imitayshun cheeze produkts)

F) Four places I would rather be right now:
I’m always happiest in frunt of my compyooter, but here are other places I like:

  • My heetid cat cup in the compyooter room (wich Mao has takin over)
  • My heetid berrito bed in the cat bedroom
  • My tunnel box (wich Rocky the Gutter Cat has takin over)
  • My Whirly*Pop box

G) Four toys I have owned and played with:
The string
Whirlybird Cat Toy
My tinsel wand
My Boogie Mat (a gift frum my best frend Boogers)

H) Four nicknames my staff have tried to assign me:

  • Skeez
  • Skeezy
  • Skeezaroonie
  • Mr Poopy

I) Regarding Catnip:
Love it
It’s nice
Could take it or leave it
Don’t like it or can’t have it
Anser: Never did a thing for me so I abstane. Beesides, I don’t wunt to be sent to rehab.

J) Regarding Cat Grass:
Love it
It’s nice
Could take it or leave it
Don’t like it or can’t have it
Answer: Never had it. I think becuz the ferst 50 times they bot cat grass for the other cats, the cats never ate it, so they gave up.

K) First four things I’d buy after winning the lottery:

  • I’d pay off the tax man for Mr TF and the Food Lady
  • A plane tikkit to Parkland, FL
  • Lots of kyoot owtfits
  • Plane tikkits for all my innernet frends to come to my howse for a big party

L) Four things I do besides eat, sleep, and litterbox:

  • Think of Daisy
  • Dreem of Daisy
  • Wunder whut Daisy’s doing
  • Shop for kyoot owtfits on the innernet

M) Four things I want to do this summer:

  • Werk up the kerije to tell Daisy that I’m in love with her.
  • Git a tan
  • Do lots of strolin’
  • Maybe go on vakayshun to Epcot Center or Dizneywerld or the Everglades or the Ringling Bruthers Clown Collije.

N) My four most prized possessions that have limited value to anyone else:

  • My tunnel box
  • My WhirlyPop box
  • My Diary
  • The old issues of Cat Fancy with the senterfolds that I keep hidden under my cat cup.

O) What I’m going to do before tomorrow is over:

P) Which of the following is your favorite place to hide and play?
Paper bags
Plastic bags
Boxes
Anser: Boxes and Paper Bags. Also, under the boogie mat or my sleeping bag.

Q) Four other “pets” your staff have kept with you:

  • Rocky the Gutter Cat
  • Mao
  • That psyko stray cat Trip
  • Do the coons on the bak dek cownt?

R) Four furiends I tag to respond:

  • My big bruther Mao
  • Eclair
  • Tiramisu
  • Kimo & Sabi
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