BlogPaws Remorse
OK. I have a cunfesshun to make. Win I wuz at BlogPaws in Salt Lake Sitty, I wuz so cawt up in the ixsitement that I got a crush on da lovely Miss Coco of Curlz and Swirlz. Beefore I left to go thare, Tripper told me, “WHAT GOZE IN SALT LAKE SITTY STAYZ IN SALT LAKE SITTY.” Win I got my crush on da lovely Miss Coco, I thot, “Hoo’ll know?” * Well, I made the mistake...
Read MoreThe Best Day of My Life
Today was the best day of my life. I got to walk down a red carpit just like a moovey star like my iduls Awdry Hepbern or Judy Garlund. That wuz a thrill. And I got to meet Junior and Orion’s mom. And I wun the BlogPaws Nose-to-Nose Award for Best Blog Design. This is an award for da best blog deeziner in the yooniverse. I was up aginst vary talinted computition so the FL told me not to...
Read MoreMe an Cat Fansy’s Editor
Do you know hoo this glammeruss lady is that I’m pozing with in this pikcher? It’s none other than Susan Logan, the editor of Cat Fansy. She piks out the senterfolds evry munth and I reeeely wood like to be a senterfold. It wood make my life compleet. As you can planely see, we are VARY close frends, even tho she duzn’t respond win I send her kyoot pikchers of me for the...
Read MoreOh, Parker…
I have bin vary deeprest this week and the mane reezin is that my deer frend Perfectly Parker wint to the Bridge. My face wuz wet, my eyes wuz red, and the FL kride and kride and Tripper wuz the saddest of all. Boy, it’s pritty sad seeing a big mancat like that blubber like a baby. Parker had the prittiest eyes you ever saw. One wuz bloo and one wuz green. So she looked good in any color...
Read MoreMe an Jackson Galaxy
I admit, I wuz a little nerviss about meeting da grate Jackson Galaxy, cuz I wuz afrade Mr TF mite ask him about my boner blankie or sumthing imberrissing like that. But Jackson (I call him Jacksie cuz we’re just that close) immediutely put me at eeze. Win me an the FL were standing in the back of the room (we were a little lat cuz our plane got broken and thare was a delay gitting home)...
Read MoreUh Oh.
This mite be the last blog post I ever make in my HOLE ENTIRE LIFE cuz things haven’t bin going so well. We wint to this place last nite and sumthing happend and now the Food Lady mite have to pon her compyooter to by a grayhownd tikkit to go home. It was NOT PRITTY. She kept saying DUBBLE DOWN! DUBBLE DOWN! Evry time she sed dubble down she gave more munney to the fansy man with the tie....
Read MoreWinner! Best Blog Design!
Skeezix is a cat blogging pioneer with an unerring fashion sense and mad spelling skills. He has blogged purrfessionally for Catster.com, and currently is a feature writer at Mousebreath.com. His speshul frend is Daisy the Curly Cat, and his Life Coach is Jeter Harris.