Happy Muther’s Milk Day!!!

Happy Muther’s Milk Day!!!

On behaff of meself and the McTasty Face clan, we’d like to wish you all a vary happy Muther’s Milk Day! And remember, that corned beef tastes better going down than it does coming bak...

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The Biggest McDonalds in the Werld

The Biggest McDonalds in the Werld

See this big arch? I first thot it wuz the biggest McDonald’s in the werld, but it’s akshully the St Lewis Arch. I’ve bin inside it! The last time I wuz in St Louis, I rode up inside of it in theeze itsy bitsy tiny space pods. We were sqwished in like sardeens. Win we got to the top, it wuz not a McDonald’s with boogers and frize, but a place ware you could look out the...

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Fans!

Fans!

Evry yeer, I save up all my Zazzle kredits and send a mess of St Patrick’s Day Skeezix buttons to kids at a skool on Long Island in Noo York. The kids are always vary grateful for da grate buttons, and they make sines and stuff saying “Thank You Skeezix!” Sum even call me “Skeez” cuz we are close frends like that. I luv Long Island. I can’t wate to git back...

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My Sparkly St. Pat’s Suit

My Sparkly St. Pat’s Suit

Hey everybuddy. Well, Mr TF wuzn’t around to help the FL take my St Patrick’s Day foto. He always plays with me and stuff wile she fiddles with the stoopid flashy box. So it took the FL until just this vary minit to finish my St Patrick’s Day foto. I deesided to ware my sparkly soot even tho LOKi sugjested I ware BOTH the Irish Dancing Velvet Dress AND my lucky shamrock...

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Modeling My Lucky Panties

Modeling My Lucky Panties

The moment you’ve all been wating for! Grab yer smelly salts, Daisy, cuz you are abowt to witness one of the most purrfect displays of big feline mussels ever seen in Castro Vally by the Big Forest. Yes, it’s time to model my lucky panties! Which do you like best — the frunt shot that shows off my six-pak abs, or the tush shot? Heer’s the frunt view: And heer’s the...

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Krap!

Krap!

I wated and wated today fur my purrsonal purrfeshunul fotograffer to show up and take my St Patrick’s Day fotos, inklooding the foto of me in my lucky shamrock panties. But she wuzn’t heer. Me and my big bruther Mao watched movies (Mao figyerd out how to turn it on with nobuddy home), and then we napped, then I did my patrols and then we watched sum more movies, and I had the sqwerts...

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