Ferst Pluto, Now Pink
Whut a krappy week this has ternd out to have bin. The brown truck drove by without stopping, so still no lucky shamrock panties. I wunder if they were deliverd yesterday and a cat hooz name rimes with Stripper stoled them. He duz not have good ettikett.
Plus, win Mao fownd out I bot used panties on the innernets, he sed I cood get cooties all over my boy bits and then thoze panties would not tern out to be so lucky. He sed my junk will be in a funk.
Then, I discovered that sientists have determind that PINK duz not egzist? Izn’t that INSANE? Will I have to send all my kyoot pink owtfits to the dumps? How in the hek will I find a new signacher color??? WHUT WILL I WARE?????
That’s it. I’m having a nerviss brakedown.