Sparky Fuzzypants wint to The Bridge this morning. Boy, has it bin a ruff week or two. I remember win Fuzzy joined me and Mao on a rode trip to Kanzus City. Mao thot it wuz stoopid that I drest up like Dorthy in the Wizerd of Oz, but Sparky sed I looked nice and that the dress matched my eyes reel nice.
I wuz always jellus of Sparky’s floof cuz he wuz the floofiest cat I ever met. That’s why his last name wuz Fuzzypants. I could never make my furs git that big, even with hare spray or styling jell. I even tride the hare dryer once, but it sounds just like the toy sucker upper masheen. f
Sparky’s mom gave him the best home a cat could ever hope for, and I know she’s vary vary sad. So is DMM. So stop by and send sum purrs, K?