My ferst best frend on the Innernets was Kismet the Big Mancat. Me and Kismet were tite. I got a lot of fashun tips frum him, and he helped me git manly. My face leeked a lot win Kismet wint to The Bridge.
For reezins I don’t entirely understand, I have to leeve Mr TF now, becuz it’s time to meet up with Kismet. And Kailin. And DMM. And Sarge. And Jake and Bathsheba. And Rocky the Gutter Cat. And Mickey Mantle. And Calvin. And Taz. And Sanjee. And Eric. And Gracey. And Titus the frootbat dog. And many many more deer frends hoo have gone before.
I have had a grate time this last 8 yeers and I hope you have, too. Win I wuz a kittin, I coodn’t have imajined riting 2, 288 posts. I coodn’t even cownt that high. I coodn’t have imajined compeeting in the Nashunul Spellin Bee with my best frend Jeter Harris as my spellin coach. I couldn’t have imajined finely being able to ride the Short Bus, courtesy of my grate frend DMM.
I coodn’t have imajined viziting the Chuck Erreca Rest Stop and Bakersfeeld and Ireland and Inglund and the Kerribeeyun.
I coodn’t have imajined gitting the most glameruss gerlcat on the innernets to be my speshul frend. I coodn’t have imajined gitting to hobnob with sellebrities like Mr Sun, Jackson Galaxy, Andrea Arden and Broose Jenner!
I coodn’t have imajined gitting a wardrobe that rivaled my idol Libberacheys and becoming a fashun icon! I have had a good life and I have been happy to share it with you.
I love you Daisy, and Jeter and evrybuddy else, espeshully that oringe cat down the street. And remember, my frends: stay vijilant aginst the vishus deer menniss. I’ll see you at The Bridge.