Huntin’ for Jeter Harris
Well, I wuz so disterbed by the raccoon insident that I deesided to git my mind offa it by takin a walk and gitting kreative. So I made a moovey. I am vary prowd of it cuz I did ALL the camrawerk myself. I am praktissin my moovey makin skillz cuz Purina is havin me make sum videos for them. No, I don’t git to star in the mooveys. Yet. But you can see my chin in sum of theeze shots.
For this moovey, I channeld da grate Frenchy film makers and the Blair Wich Projekt. That meens it’s moody and has hand-held nek-held camrawerk. Once they have a nek-held sinematograffy category in the Akadmey Awards I mite be a shoo-in.
For da ladies, thare are plenty of shots of Mr Tasty Face’s blindingly wite legs. I know yoo haven’t seen much of him lately, so I threw in sum extra tasty footage leggage.
Sinse it’s kind of a silent moovey, I’ll have to tell you the nale-biting plot. I go on a walk and I discuver a storm drane. I look down the storm drane and all I see it utter blakness. No Jeter Harris anyware. Not even his mom. OK. Now I know I’ve got you hooked.
It’s kind of a long moovey (altho I have masterd sinematograffy I’m still werking on my editing skillz), so you mite wunt to git a big bowl of popkorn before you hit play.
Oh, an one more thing. Win I uploded it to youtube, they sed they could see the video was a little shaky and they were gonna fix it for me wich probably meens they ruint it. So maybe if you shake yer iPad a little wile you watch it you can git the full effekt.
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Skeezix is a cat blogging pioneer with an unerring fashion sense and mad spelling skills. He has blogged purrfessionally for Catster.com, and currently is a feature writer at Mousebreath.com. His speshul frend is Daisy the Curly Cat, and his Life Coach is Jeter Harris.
brava!!!! pawsome!!!! we give it 16 paws up!!!
oh skeez it was fabuloos! i laffed when i saw your whiskers and your chin! vary qyoot! and i saw the fl’s pink shoose! this was the best moovie i ever saw! mr tf and the fl didn’t talk much, did they? are they chy?
smiles, antie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoox
How did you get shots from so high up. Were you riding on the Food Lady? I suspect it is her fault that your production was a little shaky…
I rode in the FL’s cat pouch part of the way cuz thare were sum little yappy dogs hoo wunted to git to know me better. Sinse I coodn’t afford a hellykopter for the overhed shots, it wuz a good comprumize.
I think I’m gonna flojectile cause I’m so dizzy!
Dood! Yer whiskers are bodacious and I could see your chin a whole bunch so it’s fur sure that you did this whole movie yerself! It’s fabulous! I really like yer neighborhood cuz it doesn’t have furry many cars!
I think yer eligible for an Oscar cuz yer following the nearly silent movie trend … Cept yer movie has clinking instead of talking!
DMM
Thank yoo DMM. I’ve bin werking on my beerd.
That is a great movie. We felt like we were there with you. The jungle was exciting.
You shood make a moovey of yer hunting advenchers in the grate wilds of Inglund!
That is an excellent moovey! Our favorite part was the croc sighting. A pink one! You are very brave to venture where they roam free in the wild.
Dood! BLAIR SKEEZIX PROJECT for sure. I’m feeling a little urpy after watching that but it was AWESOME!
Yoo haff the chin uf a star! We coodn’t sit down; yor moovey was so eksiting!
i laffed … i cride … if i wuz warin pantz i wood wet dem. dat wuz brillyunt, skeez … an don’t wurry about youtube messin wid yer film. i am sure it iz jus like u wanned it to be! mi dad can teech u abowt editin becuz he izza famus tape editor. (i am jus sayin’).
mi mom iz swoonin over mr. tf. she iz blinded by da wite!
yerz–jh
I dunno about yer dad teeching me about editin, Jete. My feelings are still hert frum win he called me a sissypants gerlyboy.
Awesome filmmaking, Skeezix!!!
Look out Steven Spielberg!
xo Katie & Glogirly
hey, thanx for the sweet comment about Nose-to-Nose!
I am glad I did not see this movie until this morning. I would have had such nightmares! Fame and fortunes awaits you for sure.
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Great movie, Skeez. We ‘specially like the part where we could see your whiskers as you were walkin’ along. Nice of Mr. TF to keep you company and protect you from oncoming cars, too.