Huntin’ for Jeter Harris
Well, I wuz so disterbed by the raccoon insident that I deesided to git my mind offa it by takin a walk and gitting kreative. So I made a moovey. I am vary prowd of it cuz I did ALL the camrawerk myself. I am praktissin my moovey makin skillz cuz Purina is havin me make sum videos for them. No, I don’t git to star in the mooveys. Yet. But you can see my chin in sum of theeze shots.
For this moovey, I channeld da grate Frenchy film makers and the Blair Wich Projekt. That meens it’s moody and has
hand-held nek-held camrawerk. Once they have a nek-held sinematograffy category in the Akadmey Awards I mite be a shoo-in.
For da ladies, thare are plenty of shots of Mr Tasty Face’s blindingly wite legs. I know yoo haven’t seen much of him lately, so I threw in sum extra tasty
Sinse it’s kind of a silent moovey, I’ll have to tell you the nale-biting plot. I go on a walk and I discuver a storm drane. I look down the storm drane and all I see it utter blakness. No Jeter Harris anyware. Not even his mom. OK. Now I know I’ve got you hooked.
It’s kind of a long moovey (altho I have masterd sinematograffy I’m still werking on my editing skillz), so you mite wunt to git a big bowl of popkorn before you hit play.
Oh, an one more thing. Win I uploded it to youtube, they sed they could see the video was a little shaky and they were gonna fix it for me wich probably meens they ruint it. So maybe if you shake yer iPad a little wile you watch it you can git the full effekt.