Krap!

Posted on Mar 11, 2012 | 9 comments

Skeezix the Cat watches movies with Mao

I wated and wated today fur my purrsonal purrfeshunul fotograffer to show up and take my St Patrick’s Day fotos, inklooding the foto of me in my lucky shamrock panties. But she wuzn’t heer. Me and my big bruther Mao watched movies (Mao figyerd out how to turn it on with nobuddy home), and then we napped, then I did my patrols and then we watched sum more movies, and I had the sqwerts and STILL the FL flaked out. So I’m gitting vary nerviss that I won’t git the fotos taken in time. And I’m shur Daisy will be hartbroken win she discuvers that thare is NO FOTO of me in my lucky shamrock panties to give her urjes.

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PEE ESS: I rote a riveting artikul today on sum exciting goings on in Castro Valley by the big forest. And don’t furget to Ask Max a qweschun for Ask Max Munday!

9 Comments

The Island Cats | March 12, 2012 at 12:55 am

We hope that photographer shows up tomorrow, Skeezix.
jeter harris, hizself | March 12, 2012 at 1:44 am

wow … da title uv yer post an da link to yer pantiez wuz disturbin to me … until i realized it wuzzen’t sumthin u did … but it wuz sumthin dat da fotografer diden’t do.
whew. dat wuz close.
good luck gettin da pikshur tomorrow. i’ll be waiting.
yerz–jh
- skeezix | March 12, 2012 at 9:20 pm
  
  Well, trooth be told, the FL had the sqwerts. But I sware she didn’t get ‘em frum me cuz we don’t even use the same litter box.
  - jeter harris, hizself | March 12, 2012 at 9:42 pm
    
    skeez … dat iz good to know. not good dat da fl haz da skwirtz … but dat u don’t yooz da same litter box.
    da end.
    harharhar … dat wuz kinda funny.
    yerz–jh
LOKi and Bean | March 12, 2012 at 11:59 am

Weer shur the FL will come thru. Remember, she haz a lotta things going all at wuns!
- skeezix | March 12, 2012 at 9:21 pm
  
  Yeah, but LOKi, I’m more impurrtant than her other stuff. Even win she duz have the ixplosive sqwerts.
Eric and Flynn | March 12, 2012 at 2:54 pm

It’s hard to get good staff nowadays Skeezix.
meowers from missouri | March 12, 2012 at 5:56 pm

we read that storry about the bean who rescued the kitteh–verry aciting repurrtin’, skeezie!!

we hopes her fotografer showed up, although we’re not sure we’d let somebuddy take a picture of us in our scanties!! you are furry brave!!
- skeezix | March 12, 2012 at 9:22 pm
  
  Well, it helps that I have big mussells!