Maybe a new kareer is in order
I have spent the last cuppul of days doing a rigeruss self-assessmint of my life and my kareer goles. After loozing in the Nashunul Spellin Bee for the secund yeer in a row, I mite just have to consider that spellin is not my fortay. I was lookin thru SFGATE and fownd this pikcher of a dawg in a pet singin competishun. Then it hit me: maybey I shood take up singin insted of spellin. I know I can reely belt it owt, and I think with a littul purrfesshunul trayning, I mite be abul to make a go of it. Mao sez I sing like a gerl, but Mr TF sez it just meens I’m a tenner. I’m gonna hafta find owt whut a tenner is.
I do know that the chiwawa’s name is Spike and he was singing “Rocky Top” at the Smoky Mowntin Critter Fest in Tennusee. I think Rocky the Guttercat wood like that song. Spike knows the importinse of waring kyoot owtfits!