Welcome to Skeezyville!
Hey evrybuddy! Welcome to Skeezyville!
I’m sure a bunch of you thot I’d fallen off the face of the erth if you didn’t know that I got a new job werking at Mousebreath in April. Sinse then, I’ve been devoting all of my attenshun to Mousebreath Magazine and werking my way up the corporate ladder. That’s importunt cuz I’m gitting up in yeers and you can’t git merried until you have a good job and can support yer wife and a famly of jerbills in the manner to wich they have become accustomed.