Posts Tagged "daisy"
My VD gifts frum Daisy
Since the FL’s bin sik for like furever, these fotos are a littul old. Whut can yoo do? My speshul frend Miss Daisy sended me a byootiful card. I won’t show yoo the inside, cuz it’s purrsunul: She also sended me a catnip sheep toy. She sed cuz the sheeps furs were curly like hers, so it wood be just like cuddling up with her. So I cuddle up with my Daisy sheep on my speshul...
Read MoreThis is the werst day of my life
see more Lolcats and funny pictures I spended all day yesterday looking at my speshul frend Daisy’s shaved tummy fotos and gitting urjes, so it wasn’t till this morning that I discuvered she was starring on icanhascheezburger. Wich wood have bin fantastik ixsept that she chanjed her name to “Cassie” and married Burger King without even telling me, even in a deer skeezix...
Read MoreLook at my Sertifikit!
I took a qwiz abowt my speshul frend Daisy and I got this grate sertifikit: Yoo can git one, too! Just take the sertifikayshun test. Altho yoo mite not do as well as me cuz I’m kind of a Daisy-savant. Be careful win yoo git to the wiskers qweschun, cuz it’s a trik qweschun. (I think her wiskers are...
Read MoreThe WERST Krissmiss Gift EVER… and the best
I am so upset. It took furrever for my face to stop leeking. Cuz this Krissmiss I got the werstest most imberrissing Krissmiss prezent EVER. Can yoo see whut it is?? Heer, this is whut I’m talking abowt… look closely: I got nuthing but UNDERPANTS frum the FL and Mr Tasty Face!!!!! I thot it was maybe a meen joke. And I tride to see if they were edible underpants, like the kind the...
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Skeezix is a cat blogging pioneer with an unerring fashion sense and mad spelling skills. He has blogged purrfessionally for Catster.com, and currently is a feature writer at Mousebreath.com. His speshul frend is Daisy the Curly Cat, and his Life Coach is Jeter Harris.