Posts Tagged "mao and rocky’s vishus deer repelunt"

Vishus Deer Alert

WARNING!!!! THIS MOOVEY WILL SKARE THE BEEJEEBERS OWT OFANY TENDER JOOSY YUNG KITTEN OR SCAIRTY CAT HOO WATCHES IT. YOO HAVE BEEN WARNED. LAST CHANCE TO BACK OUT. MAKE SHUR YOO’VE TAKEN A LITTERBOX BRAKE BEFORE YOO WATCH THIS: Look at how this dangeruss creecher is LIKKING HIS LIPS. At that point I had to kinda cloze my eyes, but as I was sqwinting, I think I saw the persun feeding the...

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Thare in yer nayberhoods, steelin yer Krissmiss lites!

Vishus Deer have bin spotted steeling Krissmiss lites so they can lite up thare paths to find tender yung joosy cats in the dark! Don’t go outside at nite, kittehs, withowt yer can of Mao & Rocky’s Vishus Deer...

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Alert the FAA!

Alert the FAA!

I think thare mite be pigs flying that poze a risk to aircraft. Today I witnist Mao and Rocky sleeping together and even a few molecules of thare furs were tuching!!!! This has never happend beefore in the history of owr howse: Maybe Rocky is kunsidering letting Mao rejoin the VDR...

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If you don’t have Mao & Rocky’s Vishus Deer Repelunt….

If you don’t have Mao & Rocky’s Vishus Deer Repelunt….

My best frend Snuzzy left a note in the comments of my most reesint vishus deer post sugjesting that I take a look at how HE delt with the vishus deer menniss win he lived in Sweden. Jeter, yer mom wood reely like to watch this, cuz Snuzzy is NOT waring a shert in this moovey: Chek it out...

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VISHUS DEER ALERT: Thare waring CAMRAs!

VISHUS DEER ALERT: Thare waring CAMRAs!

Heer at Mao and Rocky’s Vishus Deer Repellunt Werld Hedqwarters, we expeeriensed a bad setbak fur cats evryware this week. Vishus deers have bin obzerved waring CAMRAS on thare horns. This allows them to notiss howses ware howse cats mite live and maybe are sitting in the windowsills, but arn’t owtside at the moment. Then the vishus deers go bak to thare homes and rite down the...

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