Posts Tagged "my speshul frend Daisy"

Jan’s Funny Farm is Confyoozed

Today I got an emale frum Jan’s Funny Farm: “We are very confused. Have we missed something? We thought Skeezix is a boy. Daisy is his girlfriend??? But he wears pink and was “miss congeniality” and is going to be a bridesmaid at Skittles (???) wedding in July. So we are really, really confused. JFF” Deer Jan’s Funny Farm, I am a boycat. Daisy is my...

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Trimming the Krissmiss Tree

Trimming the Krissmiss Tree

I’m beehind on fotos, but I’m just so deeprest after gitting that sucky underpants Krissmiss prezint that my hart just isn’t into blogging. Anyway, on Krissmiss Eve, I trimmed my pink Krissmiss tree. Yoo mite remember it frum last yeer. It isn’t as grand as this cat’s, but I like it and it’s pink and it’s just my size so it’s easy to trim. Trimming...

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Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 82

CountdownrBoy, the ixsitemint shur is bilding over my BIG ANNOWNSEMINT tomorrow!!!! So this week’s Thursday 13 is thirteen things that will NOT be in my BIG ANNOWNSEMINT tomorrow. Mao will no longer be grownded for life. I’m gitting kloned. (Rosie & Cheeto are VARY smart for reemembering ware the FL used to werk. Thare was akshully sum seerius diskusshun at one time abowt kloning...

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My Speshul Frend Daisy is Fameus!!!!

My Speshul Frend Daisy is Fameus!!!!

I just abowt wet my pants win I was reeding cnn.com and started reeding this artikul abowt dawg blogs and OH MY DOG, my speshul frend Daisy was menshund!!!!! She’s the most famousest cat in the yooniverse and she’s MY speshul frend! I shode my big bruther Mao the artikul, and he sed that this meens Daisy will probly start livving life in the fast lane and dating hunky hairy hansum...

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VOTE FOR DAISY.

VOTE FOR DAISY.

My speshul frend Daisy is compeeting aginst Tripper’s gerlfrend Parker at Wozog for the finulist in the whooze cat is kyooter contest. VOTE FOR DAISY. Or Parker, if yoo must, but pleeze...

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