Posts Tagged "national spelling bee"
I have bin so deeprest over loozing the Nashunul Spellin Bee over a fashun fo paw that I’ve bin hiding owt all weekend, drinking muther’s milk, and staying in bed. I deesided to burrow under my heet pad so that the brite lite won’t hert my eyes, and I can hide owt frum the werld. BTW, the FL takes the thret of prizzin seeriussly and won’t clip any tags off anything. Wich...Read More
For thoze of yoo hoo tooned in to teevee tonite to watch the finuls of the Nashunul Spellin Bee, yoo mite have notist I wuzn’t in it. This is the BAD NEWS part of this post. Vary bad news. Yoo see, win I wuz seeted with the other finulists for the finul rownd, thare was a pawz, and I saw the judges conferring with each other fur sevrul minits: Then they asked me to stand up. I thot maybe...Read More
Well, wile I’m waiting fur the finals to start, I thot I’d show yoo a pikcher of part of the audiense, inklooding ware Antie Bee and my spellin coach da grate Jeter Harris are sitting. It’s serkled in pink. Yoo can just barely make owt Antie Bee’s tiara and Jete’s blue Yankee cap. Up on the stage, I’m in the frunt row. I like the frunt row cuz I can see...Read More
Over the weekend, me and the Food Lady watched a House marruthon. And it gave me an idea. Sinse they ask a lot of medikul werds at the Nashunul Spellin Bee, I asked her to help me spell evry dizeeze that was menshuned on House, MD. Theeze are the werds we added to my spellin list: Fibrosis Toxoplasmosis (the litter box dizeeze) Sarcoidosis (as yoo can planely see, lots of dizeezes end in...Read More