Posts Tagged "that psyko stray cat tripper"
I was qwite the mancat yesterday. Me an Tripper hanged out together chewin the fat, watching the Sooper Bole. I way 6 pownds and Tripper ways 22 pownds. He says it’s 22 pownds of luv, but I’d say it’s more like 22 pownds of psyko. Tripper is werking hard to be my frend, but he still makes me a little bit nerviss cuz yoo never know win he’s gonna tern on yoo. Win he gits...Read More
This is WAY WERSE than Matsui eeting Rocky the Sqwerl. I have just diskuverd thare is a THEEF livin in this howse with me, and I won’t rest until I find out hoo it is. Yoo see, my speshul frend Daisy gave me some skrumshus duk harts for Valentine’s Day. But they disappeerd frum thare hidey place. Then today, win I was sleepin in Tripper’s bed (I do that win he’s owtside...Read More
So whaddya suppoze I’m lookin’ at so intently???? My big buddy* Tripper was downstares and he had crawled all the way under the big rug. I coodn’t wate to see if he’d find his way owt agin. He did…. * Rest asherd, Tripper is NOT my buddy. But he threttend to give me a wedgie if I didn’t start calling him my “buddy” on my blog. Don’t tell him...Read More
Tripper stealed my tent. And sinse he’s three times as big as me, I can’t beet him up to git it bak. And of korse, he’s psyko so I can’t sit down and reezin with him. And Mr TF is not home today eether. I wunder why he’s only bin home at nite this week? This is vary disterbing. I am not having a good week. PLUS, the FL woodn’t let me post yesterday’s...Read More