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Vishus Deer Alert

Vishus Deer Alert

WARNING!!!! As yoo can planely see, this vishus deer is hanging out by a big berd becuz he noze that big fat joosy cats like Tripper like to make berds go ded. So all he has to do is wate for a big fat KLOOLESS joosy cat like Tripper to come along and BAM! Well, yoo know the rest. I don’t wunt to git groosume! AND BE CAREFUL MEEZERS AND BILLY! This deer livs by...

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Vishus Deer Alert – Thare gitting closer to me!!!!!!!!

Vishus Deer Alert – Thare gitting closer to me!!!!!!!!

The following is a troo reel story ript strate frum the hedlines of our local noozpaper. I am typing this very qwietly with the lites out so the vishus deer won’t figyer owt that I am at home, becuz it appeers that they are gitting vary vary close to my home, and they are braking into home looking for me to silence my warnings and dismantle the Mao and Rocky’s Vishus Deer Repellunt...

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Vishus Deer Alert

Vishus Deer Alert

WARNING!!!!! The following post is TERRIFYING and not rekummended for kittens or cats with week stummicks or bladders REALLY! I MEEN IT! Now, I don’t wunt yoo to wet yerselfs, but this is an emerjensy vishus deer alert going out to everycat hoo has berd feeders in yer yards — the vishus deers have lernt that tender yung joosy cats like to hang out at berd feeders, and so...

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Vishus Deer Alert

WARNING!!!!! VARY DISTERBIN’ CONTENT!!!! I MEEN IT!!!!! I interupt yer hump day with sum vary disterbin’ nooz: Vishus Deers have myootated and gotten the ability to...

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Vishus Deer Alert: Beware the Punkin Patch!!Q!

Vishus Deer Alert: Beware the Punkin Patch!!Q!

WARNING!!!! DISTERBIN’ CONTENT!!!! I MEEN IT!! My sources recently snapped this photo of a vishus deer fownd pillaging and eeting cats inside a punkin patch. It’s a bit groosum, but if yoo look closely, you’ll see him likking his vishus lips just after eeting a tender yung joosy cat. So steer cleer of punkin patches,...

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