The Best Day of My Life
Today was the best day of my life.
I got to walk down a red carpit just like a moovey star like my iduls Awdry Hepbern or Judy Garlund. That wuz a thrill.
And I got to meet Junior and Orion’s mom.
And I wun the BlogPaws Nose-to-Nose Award for Best Blog Design. This is an award for da best blog deeziner in the yooniverse. I was up aginst vary talinted computition so the FL told me not to bother riting an akseptinse speech ahed of time wich wuz a big mistake cuz I wuz speechliss win I got called up to the stage and that wuz imberrissing cuz the Food Lady didn’t know wut to say either win I got speechless. I wun becuz Chey’s woman beleeved in me and gave me a kiss for good luk and IT WERKED! It wuz a good thing I wuzn’t warin’ pants cuz I wood have wet ‘em. Frum now on I’m gonna tell my big bruther Mao to shut his piehole win he meows about Chey’s big booty.
I got a ginormous trophy that wuz as tall as me, and I got to have my pikcher taken with the fameuss Wendy Dimund and her dog Hope.
My grate frends at PetSmart are going to give me a bunch of clothes frum the new Brett Michaels Pets Rock line. The clothes are a little edjey and a lot of them have pink on them.
Duz it git any better than that? The answer is yes, my frends. My grate frends Robbin and Joe of tppc.tv gave me a kiss:
My grate frends at Purina loded me up with the new Fansy Feest brekfist flayver, Mornings:
And I got lots and lots and lots of Temptayshuns. And I wun a bunch of stuff in my grate frend Miss Moderncat’s Catification Lounge. And I got to meet the fameuss wobbly cat Moki.
Phew! Whut a day!