Today is the werst day of my life
You guyz know how hard I’ve werked to become an innernet sellebrity. and I’ve given up a lot to git this far. But today I sufferd the hardest disappointment of my hole entire life.
Not only did the Food Lady go off on an assinement to Tennusee today without me or Flat Skeezix, but she took FLAT TRIPPER with her!!! It’s a disaster! He duzn’t know how to akt, and he mite tell lies about me like I don’t reely have big mussels. And whut duz he know about flyin in an airplane?????
But the reely werst part wuz that the FL and Flat Tripper were thare with the Cat Fancy editor lady and I think Tripper is going to make a bid to be a Cat Fancy centerfold INSTED OF ME!!!! And you know, I AM a purebred. He’s just a stoopid pyscho stray cat.
If you wunt to see him in akshun, heer is a video of him drinkin a martini with my best frend Paris hoo rites CatTipper (and wuz a fellow Nose-to-Nose awards winner at BlogPaws). He’s trying to make a name fur hizself using MY relayshunships! And then thare is video of him at dinner with Miss Paris and the Cat Fancy editor. Win the Food Lady gits home tonite she is gonna git a lot of greef frum me!
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Skeezix is a cat blogging pioneer with an unerring fashion sense and mad spelling skills. He has blogged purrfessionally for Catster.com, and currently is a feature writer at Mousebreath.com. His speshul frend is Daisy the Curly Cat, and his Life Coach is Jeter Harris.
oh Skeezy, that is just awful!
Skeeze:
That’s just terrible news! Stay strong, dood! Sharpen your clawrs!
DMM
That stinks, Skeez, but Samoa thinks Tripper is hot!
That #&%@ Tripper! Butt, we don’t think he cood effur take yore plase!
As well she should. That is so wrong!
rats!
frowns, antie bee
xxoxoxooxoxox
Skeezix, don’t worry. It is obvious you worked hard for those big muscles!
That is so wrong! How could she do that to you.
Aw, man, dood…that sucks. We all know you have wicked muscles and would be the best centerfold!
Skeezix, we just can’t believe this! How could the FL do this to you??
WHY WOOD DEY YOOZ TRIPPER AZZA CENTERFOLD OVER U SKEEZ? AFFER ALL, U AR HANSUM AN HAV MUSSELZ AN HAVVA GERFREND AN LOTSA INNERNET ADMIRERZ AN ALL AN U DON’T HAVVA STOOPID LINE IN YER NAME AN DEN U CHANJE IT TO HARRISON JETER AN DA FIRST TIME I SAW DAT I WUZ REELY SURPRIZED BUT NOW IT’Z OK BECUZ HE REELY IZZA GRATE SPORTZ REPORTER AN MI MOM WUZZEN’T HELPIN ME WID MI COLUMN AN WHY DUZ SHE DO DAT SUMTIME AN DISAPPOINT ME I AM JUS WUNDERIN.