Today is the werst day of my life
You guyz know how hard I’ve werked to become an innernet sellebrity. and I’ve given up a lot to git this far. But today I sufferd the hardest disappointment of my hole entire life.
Not only did the Food Lady go off on an assinement to Tennusee today without me or Flat Skeezix, but she took FLAT TRIPPER with her!!! It’s a disaster! He duzn’t know how to akt, and he mite tell lies about me like I don’t reely have big mussels. And whut duz he know about flyin in an airplane?????
But the reely werst part wuz that the FL and Flat Tripper were thare with the Cat Fancy editor lady and I think Tripper is going to make a bid to be a Cat Fancy centerfold INSTED OF ME!!!! And you know, I AM a purebred. He’s just a stoopid pyscho stray cat.
If you wunt to see him in akshun, heer is a video of him drinkin a martini with my best frend Paris hoo rites CatTipper (and wuz a fellow Nose-to-Nose awards winner at BlogPaws). He’s trying to make a name fur hizself using MY relayshunships! And then thare is video of him at dinner with Miss Paris and the Cat Fancy editor. Win the Food Lady gits home tonite she is gonna git a lot of greef frum me!