Tree Klimers are Heer

Posted on Aug 11, 2012 | 8 comments

Sumthing vary intristing is happening at my howse this week, and it’s good cuz it helps take my mind off Tripper sukking up to the Cat Fansy editor lady to try and skore a senterfold. He was just gone for a day, so I think it wood have taken him longer than that to kunvinse her that he wuz senterfold materiul. The magazeen wood have to be as big as a noozpaper to fit his bigness into the senterfold, rite?

Well, bak to whut’s bin happening. All this week, sum mens have bin at our house making lots of noize with masheens they carry in thare hands. They’ve bin kliming up to the vary tippy tops of the trees in our bakyard that are almost in the big forest and cutting them to peeses with thare noize masheens. In the top pikcher yoo can see whut good klimers they are. The little oringe dot is one of the mens. Thoze trees are about a millyun miles hi.

I think if I klimed that hi I wood git a little airsik. But still I wood like to giv it a try.

Becuz of all the noize, my big bruther Mao and that psycho cat Trip have been a-scairt. But I have bin brave becuz I like to be ware the akshun is and see whut’s going on.

Win they git thru making the trees go away, they stuff the branches into a ginormous tree eating masheen that they put in the driveway. It makes even more noize than the masheens they carry in thare hands. The trees go in one end and come out the poop-end of the masheen as dust. Mao wunts to git sum toona so he can lure Tripper to go inside the tree eating masheen, but Mao is too scairt of the masheen to lure Trip anyware neer it.

So I’ve bin vary bizzy doing my patrols and watchin the tree guys. After thare done the dek guys are coming. The Food Lady sez they will be even louder than the tree guys. I’m not werried. I won’t be scairt cuz I am a mancat with big mussels.