Trip is a Terd
Terd is not on The Bad Werds List so I know I can use it win I say that Trip is a Terd.
Win the wether gits as boiling hot as the surfiss of the sun, the FL and Mr TF take me on a walk outside after dinner. I’m vary good at walking on my leesh, and we go down to this little park ware I git to klime on a giant bolder that is more than TWICE as tall as I am. It is thrilling. I like it.
But last nite, Tripper deesided he wood go along too. He just INVITED HIMSELF! It was vary ROOD. That is my speshul one-on-one time with the FL and Mr TF, and Tripper rooined it.
Not only that, but he’s such a lard butt that he had to stop and rest evry three minits. He duzn’t have big mussels like me — he just has big. The FL had to kerry him part of the way so we cood git to the little park before sun-up. I’m amazed she didn’t brake her bak.
And win we got to the park, he just sat thare like a lump in the mulch. He didn’t even bother to have fun and go on an exsiting bolder klime. I meen, whut’s the point of going to the park if you don’t klime the ginormuss bolder and sniff stuff?
After we got bak home he was all pooped out. I hope that meens he’s not gonna try going on MY walks any more. Will you join me in calling him a big terd????