Vishus Deer Alert
My frends, now that a lot of yoo are spending more time owtdoors in the nice wether, it’s eezy to git so involved in gitting a suntan withowt tan lines that you fergit about the vishus deer mennis.
My frends, they are evryware. And they are vishus. That’s why thare called vishus deer. They even eated the agupannthiss flowers in owr frunt yard wile they were wating for tender yung joosy cats to come outside.
Yer not safe inside eether cuz they’ll brake into yer howse and eet you up and then lik thare vishus lips.
In the pikcher above, you can see the vishus deers rite before they take a big bite out of Fluffy. I coodn’t bare to look at any more fotos of the encownter cuz bluds make me qweezy. But you get the pikcher without seeing the groosum fotos.
So be vijilunt, my frends! If we stand together we can win the fite aginst vishus deers in our lifetimes!
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This is why I refuse to go out. Of course, we don’t actually have deer around here right now because of the construction noise, but I won’t let my guard down!
Skeezix, they are at our house too! They ate our flowers!! Not only are they vishus, they are rude!
I think it’s a good thing I live where I do. All I have to worry about are rude outside intruder kitties. And Buddah, which is kinda the same thing except he’s inside…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thud.
You can never be too careful. One tried to carjack my The Mom’s ride this winter. It was terrible. Down with vishus deers!
Your pal,
Titus
OMC! They live in our bottom field too. There is an introoder cat who walks around our fields. He poops and pees everywhere and doesn’t cover so maybe we won’t warn him about the vishus deer.