Vishus Deer Alert
My frends, now that a lot of yoo are spending more time owtdoors in the nice wether, it’s eezy to git so involved in gitting a suntan withowt tan lines that you fergit about the vishus deer mennis.
My frends, they are evryware. And they are vishus. That’s why thare called vishus deer. They even eated the agupannthiss flowers in owr frunt yard wile they were wating for tender yung joosy cats to come outside.
Yer not safe inside eether cuz they’ll brake into yer howse and eet you up and then lik thare vishus lips.
In the pikcher above, you can see the vishus deers rite before they take a big bite out of Fluffy. I coodn’t bare to look at any more fotos of the encownter cuz bluds make me qweezy. But you get the pikcher without seeing the groosum fotos.
So be vijilunt, my frends! If we stand together we can win the fite aginst vishus deers in our lifetimes!