VISHUS DEER ALERT: Thare waring CAMRAs!
Mao and Rocky’s Vishus Deer Repellunt Werld Hedqwarters, we expeeriensed a bad setbak fur cats evryware this week. Vishus deers have bin obzerved waring CAMRAS on thare horns. This allows them to notiss howses ware howse cats mite live and maybe are sitting in the windowsills, but arn’t owtside at the moment. Then the vishus deers go bak to thare homes and rite down the addresses ware thoze cats live. So they can go bak and brake the door down win the peepul arn’t home AND EET THE TENDER YUNG JOOSY KITTIES!!!!