Waitin’ for My Boner Blankie
Today Tripper deesided to spend the afternoon upstares so the FL put MY boner blankie down fer him to sleep on and MY pink pillow fer him to put his hed on. That meens I could not use my boner blankie all afternoon, wich as you know, makes me kinda tense.
Me and Mao watched him sleep. He’s like a beeched wale and he always sleeps on his bak and makes little noizes and sumtimes he sleeps with his eyes open wich kind of freeks me out. I tride to git Mao to make Tripper give me bak my boner blankie, but Mao sed, “It’s not my fite, bruddah!”
So heer I sit, watin’ to git my boner blankie bak, gitting tenser and tenser.
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oh rats! that’s totally not fare!
smiles, antie bee
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Poke him on the tummy and wake him up and then tell him if he doesn’t get off it, you’re going to turn HIM in toe boner blanket. He’ll move for sure…
Hi Skeezix, Bravely Sir Robin suddenly went to the rainbow bridge last night. I don’t mean to be a bummer but I thought you’d like to know. Sorry for the bad news though. I know you both were good buddies back in the day. He enjoyed your birthday party and was proud to say you were his friend…
Oh, my face is wet just thinking about it. I loved BSR and how the man in the blue shorts had a problim delivering male addrest to him. This is so sad. Big hugs to his famly.
We have an idea. If Tripper is using your boner blanket and it’s making you tense, why don’t you borrow Tripper’s obstacle …. um, relaxation course.
I think Tripper could take you, so I’d leave him alone if I were you!
Well, from what we saw yesterday, Tripper is getting some serious workouts lately. We imagine he is purrty tired. Is there a substitute boner blankie?