Waitin’ for My Boner Blankie
Today Tripper deesided to spend the afternoon upstares so the FL put MY boner blankie down fer him to sleep on and MY pink pillow fer him to put his hed on. That meens I could not use my boner blankie all afternoon, wich as you know, makes me kinda tense.
Me and Mao watched him sleep. He’s like a beeched wale and he always sleeps on his bak and makes little noizes and sumtimes he sleeps with his eyes open wich kind of freeks me out. I tride to git Mao to make Tripper give me bak my boner blankie, but Mao sed, “It’s not my fite, bruddah!”
So heer I sit, watin’ to git my boner blankie bak, gitting tenser and tenser.